Experiments in Light Absorption
Don (instructor of my gun safety class):
Did someone scare you that much?!
Too bad you are a boy! (raunchy)
Too bad I am a boy (classy)
Be kind to the drivers in Boise...don't ride your bike Friday with
the new hair color...you will cause accidents.
Brooke: (To Bob)
I didn't know you liked freaks, Bob!
Jessica (at Flying M):
That's a nice hair do. I like it. I thought it was you that I saw
last night at Zuttos but I thought my imagination was freaking out.
Jessica Ferguson (at Cristina's):
Are those polka dots? Wow!
Bleach Boy! (ok...he didn't quite say it...but this is what he
ought to have said)
Joyce> You are still my friend, but now you are a silly friend.
Amit> Why am I silly?
Joyce> Because you are not 16!
Welcome to the club! (my translation!)
Keith> ha ha ha
Amit> Is that your natural hair color?
Amit> Well, this is my natural lack of color. ha ha ha
Deana (at Cristina's):
Let's talk about the technical details of your process.
Steve> We can send you to the bulls as a replacement for Dennis Rodman.
Amit> Thank you for not using your imagination.
Marvel: Oh! My God!
Martin Luther King: Judge me not by the color of my hair
but by the content of my head.
Nice hair! (okay...she is the cosmetologist who did the transformation
so this should be taken with a grain of sugar)
Larry (at Zutto's):
Larry>You did it!
Amit> Thanks for the inspiration!
Kristina (and Kari): AAAAAAAAAAAAwwwwsome!!!!!
Mike (Guido's owner):
Holy ****, when did decide you try to become a playboy?
Amit> No, no, not a play boy but a barbie boy!
Your Hairness, come on in and have a slice of pizza.
Chris (at Flying M):
[smiiiiiiiile] I like your new hair do [smiiiiiile]
Dr. Moriarty (Chiropractor):
[quizzical eyebrows] You want to be wise before your time?
Katryn and Zoey:
Matches your shirt! Cool.
I am praying that you look like before..............I am glad that I
didn't visit you in August!
This was a wonderful thing to do to yourself!
Earrings weren't enough?
For some reason I am craving blue rasberry popsicles.
Amit> How are you doing?
Marion> [glancing at my hair] I just started feeling better!
Nice hair! [The bishop approves!!]
I love your hair!
Jeff Baird: Of all the people I know you were the last person who I thought
might color their hair!
"He looks like Spock with his hair combed forward."
"It's the 'George Clooney' [sic?] look.."
"No, it's the 'George Michael' look.."
"Yeah, at least Amit can grow a beard.."
"Shut-up.. You're right though."
"He looks like someone put a bowl on his head and spun him in the barber's
"No, he's not moppy like 'Mo' [sic?]"
"He looks younger.."
"Shut-up.. He looks his age.."
"Everyone shutup.. Here he comes.."
-discussion in CS242 classroom.